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my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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