And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
this will be a night to untag.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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