Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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