How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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