My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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