I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
