I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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