At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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