u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I have already put on my inside pants.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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