ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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