i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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