Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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