Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Randomize
