Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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