walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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