I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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