it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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