you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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