we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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