I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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