There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Randomize
