similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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