Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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