If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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