can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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