all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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