return my video game
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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