Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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