Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I wish I only lived at night.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
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