he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I need to sanitize my soul.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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