Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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