I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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