where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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