So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
it's like iHOP with fire
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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