i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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