so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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