sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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