yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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