I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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