Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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