i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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