Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Operation Purity has been aborted
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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