i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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