Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
