Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I FOUND THE LEGS
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
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