Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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