I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
