it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just gift wrapped bread.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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