wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
