So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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