i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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