hell yes lets make some ravioli
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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