All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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