belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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